Deal or No Deal?

Deal or No Deal?

 

For some random reason...since becoming a mom to a moving child...every Saturday, Sunday and Monday mornings when I wake up...I tend to BREAK OUT IN HIVES.

Not sure why.  

Well, I'm lying. 

I know exactly why.

Cause it's the weekend and the LAST thing I want to do is CLEAN up my messy house!!

How do people that are ALWAYS clean have children?  Do they nag their housemates incessantly?

I know when I wake up like a crank and I start fussing around the house, cleaning counters, picking up toys...my husband ALWAYS says 'oh boy-she's in that mood again' then sweeps up Boston and runs out to Dunkin Donuts or something.

Leaving me feeling BAD for being a crank and also leaving me STUCK in a pile of messes.

It really pisses me off when I think about it.

For many reasons.

1) Why can't he say 'I totally understand your frustrations, just take a deep breath and let me help you'...then all is well in the house.  I stop nagging and I'm not stuck doing it ALL by MYSELF.

2) How on God's GREEN EARTH do 'organized' people do it with kids?!?!?!?!

Our carpets are DISGUSTING.  Thank you furry beast Rocky & furry beast Boston for dropping suckers, yogurt, you name it on the carpet and not telling me so that I can clean it up.

When I lived alone...my house was NEVER EVER EVER dirty.

But then I'm the nag when I wake up depressed that I have to clean it...when in reality I'd prefer going out to play, hitting up a pumpkin farm, visiting with friends, going to the park.

Don't get me wrong.  I'm grateful that I have a house TO MESSY UP.

But how do people do it?!?!?

Are you clean or messy?  

I'm a momma in distress this morning.

And I'm about to just say 'screw it'.  My husband is in Jersey playing golf...the sun is shining....and I'm alive.

Who cares about living in filth, right?!?!?!

UGH.  It will drive me nuts ALL DAY knowing that my house is a disaster!!

Do you have toddlers?  How do you keep up with the clutter?

And am I a bad person for nagging on the weekends?!?!? hahaha.  

((DEAR HUSBAND, I COULD BE SOMEONE WITH CLEANING OCD.  IF I WAS-IT WOULD BE 1,000 WORSE-SO MAN UP AND SHUT UP, K?!?!?!?  (((sigh))))