If I could do it over again....

Wow.  Surprisingly enough.  I can be apart of Mama Kat.  Again.  This week.

I say that sarcastically..and crass, really.  Don't get me wrong.  I think she's awesome.

But..the truth is.  I should be checked into my plush hotel at BlogHer right now. 

But I guess I'm dwelling.  You think?  Yeah. Slightly.

I'm a bit bitter.  I know when it's over and I don't see all the damn tweets I won't feel bad that I sold my ticket to BlogHer.  You know, the conference of all conferences for blogging peeps.  You know the conference that SOLD OUT in 2 weeks.  You know the one where 2,500 beaming people that you usually wink, wave and hug at through the computer?  Yeah. That one.  But then after reading this.  I'm NOT the only one not par-taying it up.  After all.  A country chic in the big city really does mean.. DANGER.

Actually this wasn't what I was going to crank about.  I mean the topic I chose for this week is:

If I could do it over again.....

When I stop to really think about it. There are 1,000 things I would pick if I could do it all over again.

Who doesn't have 1,000 things they would pick?  But then again...for the sake of my family and my future.  I'll just chalk it up to being... NOTHING. There is NOTHING I'd do all over again....

Except maybe not sell my BlogHer ticket and go kick ass like my intentions had been for the past 6 months.

Except maybe not have eaten the house and everything in it while being knocked up.

Except maybe not have allowed myself to run over those stupid spikes in the road when I first moved to LA when I was 21.  ((You know those spikes that say DO NOT ENTER-WILL CAUSE HARM TO YOUR TIRES...Yeah those.))

Except maybe not have eaten that entire box of stale peeps.  Yes.  You know those you get at Easter. 

Except maybe not have just eaten 15 rolos cause we have no food in our house.

Except maybe not have allowed........Um.  The buck stops there buddy.  That's all for today.  Mosey on now.

 

Mama's Losin' It

joey fortman

Putting the TMI in Motherhood with #RealMomProblems from funny & fantastic to everything in between! Joey Fortman has been seen on Today Show, Good Morning America, Fox & Friends and more!